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Anonymous Goofball
(06.23.2000 4:02:34 PM EST)
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.21.2000 11:35:08 PM EST)
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this guy is all fucked up....
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.19.2000 4:21:37 PM EST)
when you shit in the tub it is supposed to be a torpedo. now the stupid ass is going to have to blow up the boats with his dick.
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im2sxe
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I saw this on my tv with my Dreamcast!!!!!!
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BobtheMidget
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What ever floats his boat.
Ever had sex with a midget?
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