"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
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Politically Correct Feces
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/27/2000
Ever feel like you're getting crapped on? Watch out for this disgruntled guy with the overactive colon.
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shit
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started by
TinaP
(06.27.2000 11:14:07 PM EST)
Yeah, but the politicians get paid for it.
Besides...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.27.2000 2:11:24 AM EST)
...It's cheaper than calling the plumber!
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