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Date Rape -- Doggie Style

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/30/2000
 
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This dog is a DOG, trying to get into her collar on the first date. Do you think he'll call her a "bitch" if he doesn't get any?

Date Rape -- Doggie Style

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    TO bjshadow (0 replies)
    started by NudeForSatan
    (07.01.2000 12:54:40 PM EST)

    I've submitted lots of shit bucko! but I can't get a FUCKING witness. I've tried to contribute some hardcore feral shit in the unsensored section but was informed by the goofball ‘thought police' that my material was too explicit because they claimed the Japanese girl involved was forced against her will to eat shit. My rebuttal is that she was just roleplaying, and a good actress at that! Emy award winning stuff.......Fucking amateurs.

    TO bjshadow (0 replies)
    started by NudeForSatan
    (07.01.2000 12:53:30 PM EST)

    I've submitted lots of shit bucko! but I can't get a FUCKING witness. I've tried to contribute some hardcore feral shit in the unsensored section but was informed by the goofball ‘thought police' that my material was too explicit because it was claimed the Japanese girl involved was forced against her will to eat shit. My rebuttal is that she was just roleplaying, and a good actress at that! Emy award winning stuff.......Fucking amateurs.

    Submit (0 replies)
    started by bjshadow
    (06.30.2000 5:49:36 PM EST)

    If you guys have anything better, then submit it! Most of the stuff here is submitted by the members.

    this sucks (0 replies)
    started by crazygirl32
    (06.30.2000 0:37:08 AM EST)

    this sucks

    crazygirl

    TOTAL AND UTTER CRAP! (0 replies)
    started by NudeForSatan
    (06.30.2000 0:15:05 AM EST)

    I think the staff at goofball have lost the plot, this cartoon is certainly not at the cut-throat edge of champagne comedy, actually it's quite the opposite............total and utter crap.

    this sucks (0 replies)  
    started by cactusjack0
    (06.30.2000 0:13:38 AM EST)

    im first and this sucks >:|

    SuCK IT

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