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Buddy Can You Spare a... Contraceptive?

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/02/2000
 
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Help the homeless, give up your condoms!

Buddy Can You Spare a... Contraceptive?

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    Good show! (0 replies)
    started by drfunky
    (12.06.2000 3:56:57 PM EST)

    We always think of food, clothing and tioletries for the indigent, but why not contraceptives? If they didn't have so many children, they wouldn't be in the position they're in -- crying poormouth while collecting alms and welfare checks at OUT expense. So keep working America, THEY'RE depending on US!

    daughter is a slut (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (07.04.2000 11:07:50 PM EST)

    they could at least do a little dance or something...

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...

    Well at least that homeless guy... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.03.2000 3:39:22 PM EST)

    has three kids he can use for food if things get too desperate..heh

    MASS FOR THE MASSES (0 replies)
    started by NudeForSatan
    (07.03.2000 3:46:21 AM EST)

    Stupidity transcends all ethnic boundaries and there's no doubt he's a Catholic.

    Hmmm... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.02.2000 11:29:00 PM EST)

    How much for the girl?



    go one better (0 replies)
    started by barney
    (07.02.2000 10:21:22 PM EST)

    clip the dumb sob

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    you ask why? (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (07.02.2000 7:06:24 PM EST)

    I'll tell you why! Because they find the need to have several children when they cant even afford to feed themselves. ever see those commercials with that fat ass sally struthers? (or however you spell that) thats why this was posted, you wouldnt have to send your $$ if the poor parents would be smart enough to realize that they CAN'T raise kids.. no wonder they're homeless...

    This is dumb (2 replies)
    started by samson
    (07.02.2000 9:38:35 AM EST)

    Why make fun of the homeless?

    KEWL (0 replies)  
    started by showboat
    (07.02.2000 0:05:00 AM EST)

    First time for everything. he should have learned his lesson the first time with his first child

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