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Yo Mama ...
so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
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Hey Anonymous below:
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Roger
(08.21.2000 7:57:02 AM EST)
Well DUH!!! If you let your 5 year old loose on the internet I guarantee these turtles will look like Mary Poppins compared to what she will find.
Look to your left and click on About Us and it will explain it more in detail for you.
Now the trouble I run into sometimes is trying to explain the tampon commercials to my grandson. These air on television during prime time and on regular channels.
At 5 years old the turtle thing would be easy to explain for me, just look at the picture. the lead turtle was too slow muffy so the other turtle is going over top of him. See how simple that was.
Or you could just bitch about it here, that seems popular too.
If you line up all the cars in the world end to end some Californian would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Not that I care...
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 1:59:59 PM EST)
...but why have an uncensored section, when you're willing to put cartoons and pictures like this in a public forum? Try explaining this one to your 5 year old!
Yes True Naked Canuck...
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started by
MissPK
(08.18.2000 11:34:21 AM EST)
...but I like a quickie every now and then too:-)
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I hope...
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bat
(08.18.2000 8:11:42 AM EST)
she got off too, other wise it was almost fucking pointless.
Love your country,Question your government.
Is that......
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burlingtony
(08.18.2000 3:18:32 AM EST)
one male and one female turtle.....or two male turtles ? Should they come out of their shel...er.... closets too.
It's near convention time and we want to appear open-minded, you know...
Avoid socialism at all costs.
Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.
hmmm
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snail78
(08.18.2000 1:25:10 AM EST)
She should have a huge smile on her face.
Awww It’s just more crap from a culture that’s evaporating!
I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.
I'm #1 u sux
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 0:29:51 AM EST)
you suck!!!!!!!
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If you line up all the cars in the world end to end some Californian would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
