"And if one of those jobs are created, we must have a system which trains people for the jobs which actually exist." —Bush, discussing employment training Source: U.S. Newswire, "Remarks by the President on Employment Training," June 17, 2003
Random Quote
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." — Roseanne, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.
It''s not in the Genes
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/07/2000
The apple fell real far from this tree. I guess it''s a good thing?
You must register to participate in this discussion.
duck hunt
(0 replies)
started by
sligsligman4
(08.11.2000 8:23:17 AM EST)
hiya
want is yhe highest score possible
on the duck hunting game. also
are there any tricks you could
share with my poor dumb ass
slig
hehehe
(0 replies)
started by
Goffyman3
(08.09.2000 11:20:13 PM EST)
thats pretty funny
hello
Back to the Future!
(0 replies)
started by
NakedCanuck
(08.07.2000 8:57:20 PM EST)
Won't it be crazy when 3-peice suits are all the rage for high-skul?!?!
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
jockitch
(0 replies)
started by
jockitch
(08.07.2000 8:51:49 PM EST)
great
damn
(0 replies)
started by
thatcuteguy
(08.07.2000 7:35:28 PM EST)
i guess that's what will happen to the kids of these saline injected, tattooed, pierced whores and bastards when they have kids, eh?
hot monkey sex hanging from a ceiling fan.
crap
(0 replies)
started by
h8suall
(08.07.2000 11:09:26 AM EST)
Complete Crap
Yeah, looks like....
(0 replies)
started by
burlingtony
(08.07.2000 10:22:54 AM EST)
that funny 60s comedian, what's-his-name, and his son, Steve Martin.
Too bad..........
(0 replies)
started by
Smokey
(08.07.2000 0:53:41 AM EST)
.........my mom is your wife.........whaaaaaahhaaaaaaaa
Douchebag
1st
(0 replies)
started by
yamaracer77
(08.07.2000 0:06:56 AM EST)
I am FIRST
oh and your moms a whore
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
The Wrong Pill This outtake is in the Special Edition ...
07.21.2008
The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WW II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
