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Clown Problems

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/12/2000
 
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I guess it is hard for a clown to find a good store to shop in.

Clown Problems

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    He should go to..... (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (08.12.2002 9:31:19 PM EST)

    Clowns-R-Us

    Do female clowns.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.13.2000 2:02:59 AM EST)

    still buy them 2 sizes too small ?

    Somebody hold me please... (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (08.12.2000 10:09:58 AM EST)

    ...clowns scare me! (hmmmm....I wonder if it's true what they say about shoe size?)

    *wink,giggle,blush*

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    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.12.2000 1:02:31 AM EST)


    Bend over, and let's see if it fits.



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    started by ejp4741
    (08.12.2000 0:41:03 AM EST)

    Hmmmmm

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