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Complaint Department
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/13/2000
I don''t think the complaint department can help this person out (but then again have they ever helped?)
Unless...
(1 reply)
started by
davel23
(08.13.2000 0:42:09 AM EST)
She's Chinese. Then she'd be Irene.
And now...
(1 reply)
started by
donjose
(08.13.2000 0:19:23 AM EST)
they call her Ilean
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