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"Warning: Never use while sleeping." — Warning with hair dryer, cited in US News & World Report
Snapple Facts
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
One Liners
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
Plumber's Special
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/17/2000
You don't have to be a plumber to show off this crack.
The Liberty Bell got its crack from being rung too hard...
There is no frustration without hope.
That reminds me......
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started by
burlingtony
(08.17.2000 11:01:32 AM EST)
Is Jake Plummer still starting for the Arizona Cardinals ? And, are there any Dallas Cowboys fans in Goofball land ?
Avoid socialism at all costs.
Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.
Just say no!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.17.2000 10:25:49 AM EST)
If you were to draw my attention, it would be a short line.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
man o man
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started by
HETFIELD
(08.17.2000 0:33:18 AM EST)
when that guy said : "if you could draw you attention to this huge crack" I couldn't stop but stare at his huge ass. I hope I'm not the only one who did...this shit is lame
1st
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started by
h8suall
(08.17.2000 0:00:50 AM EST)
I RULE
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