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No Gum Chewing

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/20/2000
 
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    Fuck off the saying (0 replies)
    started by ultima
    (08.23.2000 9:57:21 PM EST)

    Both of you get a life, and both of you use a different qoute, It's not that hard to make one up, and honestly, "This Place is FUBAR(Fucked up beyond all redemtion or whatever the hell that means)Is a gay ass saying anyways...

    "Salvation comes at the price of The Soul"
    ~ X-Ultima

    YOU (0 replies)
    started by tallmook
    (08.21.2000 7:58:19 PM EST)

    ARE ALL WEIRD

    What the hell? (0 replies)
    started by SublimeLBC
    (08.21.2000 5:35:31 PM EST)

    FUBAR you are gay man, go back into your hole

    FUCK (0 replies)
    started by FUBAR54
    (08.20.2000 10:42:08 PM EST)

    ALL YALL

    this place is FUBAR

    Santa's OK until.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.20.2000 9:36:05 PM EST)

    the balloon pops.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

    haha (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.20.2000 8:48:00 PM EST)

    damn fubar's the biggest faggot i ever seen

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    Hey FUBAR! (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.20.2000 7:37:57 PM EST)


    Love your picture on your fan page! Everybody click on FUBAR54's name below and check it out!

    Bwaaahaaaahaaahahahahaha!




    If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!

    54 (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.20.2000 2:07:02 PM EST)

    notice the name FUBAR54 that means there are 53 ahead of you get a life and be original

    i dont give a fuck (0 replies)
    started by FUBAR54
    (08.20.2000 2:02:11 PM EST)

    when hes been enlisted hes a fuckinloser and should shut the fuck up!! i know him outside of this website so blow me you stupid assholes! Christ! you dont even know what the fuck you are talking about!!!! go have some anal sex with your dog, albatros!!

    this place is FUBAR

    listen fuckhead (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.20.2000 11:25:35 AM EST)

    you should not have droped out of grade school. mabey you could have learned that may is before august. he couldnt have copied you he was here first so shut the fuck up!!!

    Fuckers (0 replies)
    started by FUBAR54
    (08.20.2000 10:51:36 AM EST)

    GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING COPIED ME YOU ASSHOLE, what the fuck dude you are a serious homo. Do your parents know your gay??

    this place is FUBAR

    whatever you say bud (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (08.20.2000 1:30:34 AM EST)

    settle down there turbo. you've only been a member since 8-5 so dont go saying i took anything from you. so fuck off ya little pussy



    This Place is FUBAR!

    fubar54 (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.20.2000 0:17:11 AM EST)

    are you jealous??? I for one have never seen you around. I think you want to be like albotros and oliver but you can't you see it takes skill and you have none.

    Kinda dumb.... (0 replies)
    started by Vandalier
    (08.20.2000 0:07:17 AM EST)

    I'm too tired to say more....

    fuck (0 replies)  
    started by FUBAR54
    (08.20.2000 0:05:43 AM EST)

    albatros and oliverclozoff are fucking fags together and i made up the saying THIS PLACE IS FUBAR but albatro just did shit with it

    this place is FUBAR

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