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Dog Sitter
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/22/2000
If this woman applies for this job I''m sure she''ll get it ass down.
Avoid socialism at all costs.
Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.
gay
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deeznutz
(08.22.2000 0:12:37 AM EST)
fat bitch
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
first
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donut38
(08.22.2000 0:11:25 AM EST)
beat ya
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