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Poor Elian

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/24/2000
 
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    Cuba would be a beautiful place..... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.25.2000 4:34:42 PM EST)

    if the people were allowed to thrive. Communism only works on small communes. Not worth living for an ideology.....let my people go!

    Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

    daaammm (0 replies)
    started by cybermark
    (08.24.2000 7:41:43 PM EST)

    i am sooooo... sick of this cubin!!! crap

    life is so goofy. so why not be a goof

    not bad..... (1 reply)
    started by jamis100
    (08.24.2000 1:21:43 PM EST)

    ....I was getting SiCk to my stomach of hearing so much CRAP about this little kid. You Americans are so dumb, us Canadians would have just shipped him out a few days after he got here, instead of letting him stay, then pissing off his Dad, then pissing off his Grandparents (Bitches) THEN pissing off the Cuban Gov't, American politicians are, how should I say this, a few card short of a full deck, or maybe a few bricks short of a full load (of course we ALL known the Clinton has quite a rather large Load) Well, thanx! Byebyebyebyebye!!!!!!!

    Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick!

    Just a matter of time..... (3 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.24.2000 5:21:18 AM EST)

    after Castro's gone, it's all over. Cuba will be just another, hot tourist spot, filled with casinos.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

    um, (0 replies)
    started by SuzieQ
    (08.24.2000 0:08:43 AM EST)

    This was in NEWSWEEK a long time ago!

    2nd (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.24.2000 0:07:54 AM EST)

    this sucked

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    Two in a row!!!!!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by oliveoyl0902
    (08.24.2000 0:02:44 AM EST)

    I think I need a life.

    I love Popeye's Sweet Pea

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