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Hazardous Waist

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/27/2000
 
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After eating all that crap they sure will have hazardous waists.

Hazardous Waist

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    Well... (0 replies)
    started by hannes
    (08.27.2001 9:00:37 AM EST)

    it's wafer thin....

    (Sorry Phyton fans only. :)

    Poor diets..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.29.2000 4:09:48 PM EST)

    ...will get you poor!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Third! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.28.2000 4:23:19 PM EST)

    ha ha

    Let's hear it... (1 reply)
    started by Lauryn
    (08.27.2000 1:40:54 AM EST)

    for DarkCcret!! You ROCK! And for those of you who think that I am being snide, and for those of you who know what it means, really I could care less about being first. It is just that I have had a bad night and, oh, of course I am a sarcastic bitch..that too! ;o)

    Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

    make it three (0 replies)  
    started by DarkCcret
    (08.27.2000 0:08:26 AM EST)

    haha

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