"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
Random Quote
"They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets." — LaVell Edwards, BYU football coach and one of 14 children. (1986)
Snapple Facts
#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
One Liners
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Meet Santa
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/25/2000
These are the results you get when you hire cheap labor.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
Yeah
(0 replies)
started by
DaWolfE
(08.25.2000 10:19:37 PM EST)
Comon santa, kick his ass, damn welfare reindeer, santa should bust a size twelve up his mutha fuckin ass
who knows
(0 replies)
started by
beaudiablo
(08.25.2000 12:28:12 PM EST)
maybe he is gay
1st
(0 replies)
started by
h8suall
(08.25.2000 0:06:21 AM EST)
Ok I admit to laughing at this
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
The Wrong Pill This outtake is in the Special Edition ...
07.21.2008
Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that get pleasure out of sex. They are also the only other animals that have sex for reasons other than reproduction.
Me Naughty? Mmmmmmmm... absolutely.
