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Fish Philosophy
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/01/2000
These little guys have plenty of time to contemplate the meaning of a fish life.
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Who...
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samuelk
(08.02.2000 1:33:22 PM EST)
comes up with this crap?
That fish.....
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started by
burlingtony
(08.01.2000 5:19:31 AM EST)
has the head of Gary Coleman....( er...Gary Coleman was a child/actor...on a show called "Different Strokes"...one of the few child stars who is still alive and kicking...and working proudly as a security guard.)
1st
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started by
h8suall
(07.31.2000 11:57:50 PM EST)
This sucks
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