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Died Happy

By: RogerPublished: 09/13/2000
 
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    The true definition.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 1:50:18 AM EST)
    ...of a woody...LOL!

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    Wait, (0 replies)
    started by oliveoyl0902
    (09.13.2000 11:55:43 PM EST)
    If he died happy, wouldn't it have gotten soft by now?

    SWF iso swm, myopic pipe smokers preferred. Must have large forearms and like green leafy vegetables

    Child-size with woody....... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.13.2000 11:41:46 AM EST)
    friend of Michael Jackson ??

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    Hey, looks like... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.13.2000 1:19:14 AM EST)

    ...the stiff's got a woody!



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    started by SuicideKing
    (09.13.2000 1:07:38 AM EST)
    he died with a chubby...most morticians would just hack that shit off with a hacksaw...I have a fake eye a mortician friend gave me from a body

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

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    wow they make them like that?

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