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He just keeps going, and going, and going....
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DeadManWalking
(10.07.2000 1:06:57 AM EST)
Careful, ya don't want to spill that hot coffee on your lap, also try not to leave skid marks on the chair.
"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get this over with and I'll get back to killing you with beer." - H.J.Simpson
well
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donut38
(10.07.2000 0:31:02 AM EST)
on the usual work day he wears a hat
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started by
estoude1
(10.07.2000 0:16:48 AM EST)
And this is different from the regular workday how...?
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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