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Q: Why don't bin Laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: They can't stand bread!
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
We could solve all the problems in this country if we set up road blocks and asked to see everybody's library cards. Anybody who didn't have one would be shot.
BTW, the latest poll shows Gore with a 2:1 lead among high school dropouts. (True.)
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stupid
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started by
donut38
(09.18.2000 1:01:47 AM EST)
why does a word that means you can`t read have so many letters in it????????????????????????????
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estoude1
(09.18.2000 0:03:33 AM EST)
How true this is.
Or:
Hau troo thiss iz.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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