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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
One Liners
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I need....
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christina
(09.07.2000 10:05:32 AM EST)
got to get a new bannister with the french tickeler she is having too much fun i want too to christina
THE BITCH WAS HERE
Yeah but,.....
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.07.2000 9:52:08 AM EST)
Now she's leaving a slime trail on the railing.
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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