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Ja! Ja! Ja!
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UncleSlam
(09.09.2000 11:29:59 AM EST)
das macht spass! fich dich!
Rosie O'Donnell and....
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burlingtony
(09.09.2000 10:35:48 AM EST)
a piece of bacon....sounds like a servin' of 'pigs-in-a-blanket".
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
This little piggy...
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XorsistXtreme
(09.09.2000 2:38:25 AM EST)
Fried in the sun and turned into a fucking piece of bacon with sunglasses with no trace of its stupid fuckin guts or any shit like that, just a FRIGGEN PEICE OF BACON WHICH IS TAKEN FROM THE FUCKIN PLACE WHERE YOU TAKE BACON FROM... WHEREVER THAT IS! mmmm... bacon...
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estoude1
(09.09.2000 0:36:22 AM EST)
OK, not bad
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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