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Yo Mama ...
has is so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
One Liners
Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A: Both need a hoe to stay in business.
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Hello
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started by
MariselyRuiz
(10.02.2000 10:28:54 PM EST)
Just a funny picture
Just for you.
oliver...
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started by
oxbrain
(10.02.2000 1:56:55 AM EST)
It's called a torque wrench and advil...
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."
Okay, I get the pointy cups and the teat ring, but how in the hell did she rotate the whole thing 45 deg.?
Take time to stop and smell the panties.
First
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started by
estoude1
(10.01.2000 0:01:25 AM EST)
We already knew this one...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."
