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Webmaster On The Prowl

By: RogerPublished: 10/16/2000
 
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It's definitely not easy to meet people when you spend your day behind a computer. This Webmaster has an automated pickup line on his site.

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    sure (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.09.2000 9:27:00 PM EST)

    for a million dollars and a hershey bar!

    I'd consider it... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (10.17.2000 1:10:39 AM EST)


    ...then i'd BARF! LOL!



    There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

    Syntax Error - Syntax Error - Syntax Error - Synta (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.16.2000 1:45:52 PM EST)


    Does not compute. Have you seen JSkills? There's a reason he became a "webmaster"..... ;-)

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Haha, I like this one (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.16.2000 7:02:47 AM EST)

    I've always been a firm believer in an honest, direct approach. I'm actually hoping the guy will have some success with this. Good one, Rog.

    Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

    First, First, First (0 replies)
    started by thejudgerules
    (10.16.2000 2:42:13 AM EST)

    I am first. I cannot believe it. My life is complete. Forget the lottery and winning a gold medal in the Olympics. Forget a date with Britney Spears and sniffing her cotton panties. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    thejudgerules

    Hehe, that rules Roger!! (0 replies)  
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.16.2000 2:41:50 AM EST)

    I likes


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

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