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#172 The eye makes movements 50 times every second.
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.06.2000 5:51:22 PM EST)
DE REAL BYE
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trevorparsons
(10.04.2000 12:17:46 PM EST)
When your sphinter muscles are as riped as mine, you can still find the buttons when the remote is up your ass. Besides, it freaks my woman out when the TV comes on for no apparent reason!
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staring at the world and wondering why...
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estoude1
(10.02.2000 11:57:01 PM EST)
True!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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