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Algored
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amg316
(11.21.2000 11:38:50 PM EST)
here is al on the campaign trail, trying to figure out if these are biodegradable
ha
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 8:57:52 PM EST)
bill clinton sucks and so does this picture.
JEALOUS ADULT!!!
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adult
(10.28.2000 0:34:39 AM EST)
Nice comeback. You are sooo smooth. Where did you go to high school?
sparky
JEALOUS ADULT!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.27.2000 2:20:30 AM EST)
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jealous?
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adult
(10.26.2000 10:46:19 PM EST)
I would guess that if she had a problem with him kissing her "babies" she could disembowel him with her garden tool. But she appears to enjoy the attention that she is receiving, (probably has a Republican spouse), and if she is then WHAT THE FUCK BUSINESS IS IT IF YOURS! Oh, but I forgot EVERY "red herring" issue is on the table, lest we have to examine what is important to being the President. Teach your own children what you think is right and wrong. Leave me and mine alone....and yes that also means my wife's and my daughter's uterus. You fucking pathetic, tobacco chewing, wrestling watching, homophobic fucking losers are not what makes this country great. Either are the geeky boys who would have about as much of a chance getting laid as they would getting a tight shot pattern from 200 meters with a M-16 A2.
HEY!!
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mizike
(10.26.2000 0:09:59 AM EST)
Wheres the pic???
I think I'm gonna puke...
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