"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."-At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000
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"Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truely gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls." Ross Levy
Snapple Facts
#111 Only male turkeys gobble.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
One Liners
Q: What is the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, it will die.
Okay....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(11.03.2000 3:39:07 PM EST)
...I'm a girl and I don't even run like that...LOL! :)
~SweetiePeach~
hmm
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started by
SpliceVW
(10.29.2000 10:03:04 PM EST)
ahahaha flamer, "adult" is a flamer. Go take it up the ass, fag boy
SuicideKing:
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started by
oliveoyl0902
(10.29.2000 10:26:53 AM EST)
I think you're half right, but I'll bet the Coke was laced with lye, or perhaps fiber glass. Or, maybe he's just defending his sexual preference.
Dude....
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started by
mizike
(10.28.2000 1:12:10 AM EST)
Chill the fuck out. It's called a "JOKE"...try it sometime. It might might help you put your "gun" down and join the civilized nation.
I think I'm gonna puke...
Homophobic
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started by
adult
(10.28.2000 0:59:24 AM EST)
Is this not the dance of the 2" dicks that contribute to the "comments" section of his site? No Balls and no fucking brains! Shove your "GUNS GUNS" up your fucking ass & take your BURLINGTONYBUTTWIPEGEDEDUCATED and your pussy OLIVERCOTHESOFFand the rest of your 20something done nothing for this country pissants and put a weapon in their hands & watch them piss themselves while they watch their brothers die. BUSH dodged the war just like the rest of the silver-spooned elite.
sparky
stupid
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keif23
(10.28.2000 0:15:17 AM EST)
stupid
Isn't that...
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started by
mizike
(10.28.2000 0:10:42 AM EST)
the second annual "Run Like A Fag" race?
I think I'm gonna puke...
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