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is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Baywatch Rescue
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started by
BGURSS
(10.29.2000 7:11:47 PM EST)
While Pamela jumped in to rescue a drowning swimmer, She forgot to DUISH. Thinking quickly..The fish folowed!
Just when you think your down,you log on and get GOOFBALLED!!
I GUESS NOT
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started by
donut38
(10.29.2000 0:22:49 AM EST)
OH WELL IT`S NO BIG THING
WHAT
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started by
donut38
(10.29.2000 0:13:21 AM EST)
FIRST ?
FIRST!
(1 reply)
started by
mizike
(10.29.2000 0:13:03 AM EST)
That was on last month...
I think I'm gonna puke...
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