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Hallmark in Hell

By: RogerPublished: 11/07/2000
 
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They've got a card for everything these days.

Hallmark in Hell

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    That, (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.09.2000 1:14:19 PM EST)

    was a Hallmark moment,the bitch better look on the back of the card to make sure its not a fake.

    FAT ASS (0 replies)
    started by lourodrigis
    (11.07.2000 5:54:16 PM EST)

    I can sympathize with this post.

    Marcus Richards@yahoo.com (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.07.2000 5:53:56 PM EST)

    Marcus go to sex ape

    Marcus Richards@yahoo.com (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.07.2000 5:52:21 PM EST)

    Marcus go to sex ape see the pupys

    Uh, isn't she looking at the wrong section? (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.07.2000 1:02:43 PM EST)


    Just an observation.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    A card for you all... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.07.2000 1:58:34 AM EST)


    Times are tough, and life is hard,
    So, here's your fucking Christmas card!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    shi- (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.07.2000 0:32:14 AM EST)

    tay...
    lol! stupid word mixes

    KIND A (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (11.07.2000 0:02:45 AM EST)

    LAME

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