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Florida Ballot Instructional

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/10/2000
 
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    ha ha! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.16.2000 10:56:02 AM EST)

    bush bush bush!!!!!!

    Why bitch? (0 replies)
    started by silverspy0
    (11.15.2000 12:05:01 PM EST)

    I don't understand how all you people can be so cruel. Sure, they may have been a little stupid to get that ballot wrong, but I know that if you all got a confusing ballot that you accidentally screwed up, you'd be standing in front of a voting headquarters in your town protesting at this very moment. I think people are way too mean today, and should give more people a second chance. It's not like this happens every year, and we're just getting sick of it. This is the first year [at at least the only one in over 100 years] that this has happened. If you Repubs had this happened, you'd be bitching just as much. I GUARANTEE it. You wouldn't just let it go, like you didn't care.
    What is given is, in time, returned.
    Ben

    How Can They Claim Stupidity? (0 replies)
    started by muckmarine
    (11.12.2000 8:23:05 PM EST)

    Ya just got wonder...if the voters, in Palm whatever the fuck it is, are so damn stupid to figure out how to use a confusing ballot, then how in HELL did they become so suddenly smart and lucid that they were able to figure out that they voted wrong? OH......Shit I forgot that's Jessie Jackson's Job!!!!!!!!

    Hey Brilliant (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (11.11.2000 8:31:44 AM EST)

    I totaly agree with you and my fucking state right now is the laughing stock of america but am awaiting for Gore to WIN PRESIDENCY...

    NudistLover

    So that explains it! (0 replies)
    started by Azrael1979
    (11.10.2000 9:13:58 PM EST)

    And I always wondered why blue hairs can only drive 20. If they are too stupid to follow an arrow, how can they be expected to tell the difference between the brake and gas pedal?

    A lynching is the perfect example of Democracy: mob rule.

    Brilliant... (0 replies)
    started by Logan17
    (11.10.2000 7:23:41 PM EST)

    Bush is a fucking daddy boy cock sucker....

    LoGaN

    Yippi yah ya, (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.10.2000 5:41:17 PM EST)

    cowshit,is exactly what this picture is.

    Excuses for Stupidty Must Stop (0 replies)
    started by CMAGARNER
    (11.10.2000 5:38:03 PM EST)

    This is about as stupid as someone saying; "I didn't know it was time to vote for a President on Tuesday; therefore, I think I should have a chance to vote.

    I just heard (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (11.10.2000 4:40:54 PM EST)

    I just watched a news cast where a teacher gave 75 8year olds the same
    type from and they all filled it out correctly with out help.

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    booya (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (11.10.2000 4:33:54 PM EST)

    I think Anonoymous is right. these
    people had no proplem when they used this balott to elect clinton
    but all of the sudden when that fucking commy pig algoreya didn't get elected they through a fit
    tell these people that they are to fucking dumb to vote. Can't read? your fault not mine so you people in flordia white wine go's best
    with crow.

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    hmmm (0 replies)
    started by corysky
    (11.10.2000 3:05:45 PM EST)

    I'll bet the bingo games in Palm Beach are a riot too....

    cory

    What The FUCK????` (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.10.2000 2:01:34 PM EST)

    My God you are a fucking moron! This whole fucking ordeal is out of fucking control, the fucking idiots that voted and didn't bother to properly read the damn ballot DO NOT DESERVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE!!!!!!!!! It is an honor and if they think that they should go and just punch a fuckoing whole without reading what they are doing why the hell should we placate them and allow them to redo what they didn't bother to do the first time. GOD DAMN YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT! You thought you were clever but wake up and realize that you are a moronic piece of shit that deserves to dropped into a vat of acid! Don't always be a bitch!

    To the guy below me (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (11.10.2000 11:09:13 AM EST)

    You may be right about that but our country has been floating in a cess
    pool called clinton gore for 8 years now, can't get much worse than it is now.Unless algoreya takes off his mask and reveals what I've known all along ,that he is the fifth horseman.

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    Silly Americans (0 replies)
    started by lemonmerchant
    (11.10.2000 10:36:44 AM EST)

    Im surprised you people voted at all!! Your country is heading into the toliet for the next 4 years. Good luck.

    I would like to say (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (11.10.2000 10:03:06 AM EST)

    Do you know what happens to a cubian
    when he gets a flat tire?

    He drowns.

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    Bullshit!! (0 replies)
    started by Hottub61
    (11.10.2000 9:23:05 AM EST)

    I used that ballot it was very clear. I am sick of people too stupid to breath making excuses by blaming everything but them selves. It is real simple one person one vote, you fuck up it is too bad. Both parties approved the ballot and copys were sent to voters and printed in the paper before the election. Just a note to you Al Gore FL law states that confusion is no reason to change an election , it also says that if it (the ballot) was approved and made public and you did not bitch about it before do not bitch now.

    SPIN (0 replies)
    started by corysky
    (11.10.2000 8:53:40 AM EST)

    Of course, this gives new meaning to the notion of always reading the directions first. Our constitution gives us the right to vote, but unfortunately it does not make us read and follow the simple instructions. I am not entirely sure, I want someone that stupid casting votes that will decide our next president anyway.

    I am a registered Democrat, but I am just cannot buy into the political spin on this one; the voters in Palm Beach may be that stupid, but I am not.

    The damage that would be done to the political process, by a revote, is a very real danger. We do not want to open the revote and challenge door, to future politicians and lawyers, based on SPIN.

    cory

    HMMMM (0 replies)
    started by corysky
    (11.10.2000 8:38:28 AM EST)

    Maybe it would have been easier to understand, if the arrows were in Yiddish…

    cory

    Lost? (0 replies)
    started by Johnd1
    (11.10.2000 8:24:45 AM EST)

    If the people of Palm Beach couldn't follow a simple arrow how did they even find the polling place? Gore needs to stop this before things get out of hand and people start rioting down there.

    What the hell (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (11.10.2000 8:22:15 AM EST)

    I was also told this was the same one used to elect adolf clintler.
    and it was good enough then.Rush said back in march that even if bush wins in a clear victory that these people
    (gore and clan) would not go quitly
    people to stupid to read or ask for help shouldn't allowed to vote anyway.The reign of clintler is over

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    I'm Blonde... (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (11.10.2000 8:09:07 AM EST)

    ...and I could still figure it out. Great post Rob!

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    stupid voters (0 replies)
    started by rose
    (11.10.2000 8:06:47 AM EST)

    If the voters of palm beach are so stupid that they cannot figure this one out, getting to the polls is not their biggest problem.

    I wonder if they are as careless with their bingo cards.

    Bush won by the rules, but since when do rules and law mean anything to the democrats?

    My 3rd grade class got it right 100% of the time. If you are too stupid to figure this out, you are too stupid to vote.

    just workin da job, boss.

    well (0 replies)
    started by pimpdaddy
    (11.10.2000 8:05:55 AM EST)

    it's so typical that America has these problems. They are dumb anyways.

    What the hell (1 reply)
    started by hardball
    (11.10.2000 8:05:19 AM EST)

    I was also told this was the same one used to elect adolf clintler.
    and it was good enough then.Rush said back in march that even if bush wins in a clear victory that these people
    (gore and clan) would not go quitly
    people to stupid to read or ask for help shouldn't allowed to vote anyway.The reign of clintler is over

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    Looks good to me. (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.10.2000 1:06:02 AM EST)

    How do you screw something like this up? I mean... Hey. The choices are clear.

    GO BUSH!

    Serves 'em right (0 replies)  
    started by NetRanger
    (11.10.2000 0:54:26 AM EST)

    After seeing the real ballot, I can't really see what all the fuss is about. If you can't follow the arrow right on to the dot, then you're really damn stupid.

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