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Ballot Confusion

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/11/2000
 
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    lol (0 replies)
    started by goodq
    (03.27.2001 9:35:19 PM EST)

    hahahaha shows how stupid you Americans are

    Legalize (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (12.02.2000 3:51:37 AM EST)

    I just drew a marijuana leaf on my ballot. VOTE NADER!

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.

    Hey sheep dip (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (11.17.2000 3:42:28 PM EST)

    Sheepdip because you are a gore voter your name should sheepel.asswipe

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    half stupid (0 replies)
    started by sheepdip
    (11.12.2000 8:51:51 PM EST)

    Hey, Einstein! Not everyone is a genious like you. That's why a moron like Bush got almost 48% of the vote. Almost half of the voters want a president as stupid as they are instead of one with intellect.

    Good one. (0 replies)
    started by barney
    (11.12.2000 12:33:48 PM EST)

    I'm sure the Democrat party approved this before you posted it.

    barney

    I'm not sure what it takes... (1 reply)
    started by Hannes
    (11.12.2000 11:28:33 AM EST)

    When will people (such as Gruff here below) realize that no-one at goofball claims the material on this site was original to it?

    What's it take Gruff, huh?

    Are you a Florida voter by any chance?

    Another version (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (11.11.2000 6:36:27 PM EST)

    of the same joke was posted by Oliver Clozoff on 11.10.2000 on the members board.

    E-chuta!

    People in Florida (2 replies)
    started by willard
    (11.11.2000 1:03:45 PM EST)

    are too old, need glasses, suffer from Elzheimers, been in the sun too long... you get the idea

    picking the right logo (0 replies)
    started by jwrigh
    (11.11.2000 1:03:19 PM EST)

    gore picked the right logo a jack ass

    Taken (0 replies)
    started by Gruff
    (11.11.2000 8:20:56 AM EST)

    From collegehumor



    Sublime.

    YEP AS CLEAR AS MUD (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.11.2000 0:16:32 AM EST)

    ONLY IN THE US OF A IT`S A PITY

    First.... (0 replies)  
    started by mizike
    (11.11.2000 0:09:58 AM EST)

    No shit huh?

    Want to touch monkey?

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