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Hey Johnny...
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started by
Cristina78
(12.03.2000 2:03:26 PM EST)
What's wrong with beeing italian?
"People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
Hey donut38:
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.03.2000 1:34:07 PM EST)
The CIA doesn't protect the president. You must mean the Secret Service.
I'm sure Santa has had a few death threats in his life so I don't find this cartoon unreasonable.
??????
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(12.02.2000 8:17:58 AM EST)
I didn't know sants was Italian?
Rudolph
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started by
davel23
(12.02.2000 3:35:45 AM EST)
The one on the cell phone seems to have a redder nose than the others...
Hey!!!!
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started by
StreetImperial
(12.02.2000 2:41:04 AM EST)
Where the fuck is rudolph?
I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
THEY LOOK
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started by
donut38
(12.02.2000 0:09:10 AM EST)
LIKE CIA AGENTS DON`T TELL ME HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
damn straight
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started by
cspimp
(12.02.2000 0:07:33 AM EST)
fiiiiiiiiirst slut
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