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Cow Philosophy

By: RogerPublished: 12/10/2000
 
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Don't forget to stop and eat the roses from time to time.

Cow Philosophy

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    Gary Larson is on the phone.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.12.2000 4:00:37 PM EST)

    ...he wants his cartoons back

    sniff... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.12.2000 0:25:21 AM EST)

    ...all this ripping off of farside makes me want gary larson to come out of retirement.

    Kill whitey!!!!!!

    It's roger's scan? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.11.2000 10:41:02 AM EST)

    I could have sworn it was a Far Side rip-off scan

    okaaayy.... (0 replies)
    started by disposablehero
    (12.10.2000 4:00:02 PM EST)

    who DIDNT realize this was the far side?
    GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL

    PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

    I much prefer (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.10.2000 10:25:18 AM EST)

    Ollie's philosophy.

    E-chuta!

    Don't forget to stop (0 replies)
    started by barnyardstyle
    (12.10.2000 2:41:59 AM EST)

    and fuck the cows, sheep, and chickens.

    My philosophy... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (12.10.2000 0:47:34 AM EST)


    Take time to stop and smell the panties!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Yeah (0 replies)  
    started by Gruff
    (12.10.2000 0:01:27 AM EST)

    Yee-Haw!



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