"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
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This is
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wolfmoon
(12.16.2000 1:25:06 PM EST)
from issue of Hustler from about 10 years ago.
Yes Officer,
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started by
thegunny
(12.15.2000 11:04:00 PM EST)
he was a tall, thin, bald man. A little on the chunky side for such a short guy with curly black hair. I saw everything, honest.
Semper Fi
daaaaaaaamn...
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cspimp
(12.15.2000 5:01:13 PM EST)
...bitch be gettin fucked up
Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.
Well
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.15.2000 3:27:58 PM EST)
Either way the dude got fucked!
But of course
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started by
Marvin
(12.15.2000 2:48:06 PM EST)
nobody saw anything officer !
Hey Roger...
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started by
davel23
(12.15.2000 8:40:41 AM EST)
You know, you really don't have to explain every cartoon in the little sub-header space. Most of us are smart enough to get them on out own...
I want
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.15.2000 7:36:18 AM EST)
to be on the crime watch now. Curse you people. Corrupting me even more than I already am.
Second
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bjshadow
(12.15.2000 0:16:45 AM EST)
Love the guy with the popcorn!
Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!
First
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estoude1
(12.14.2000 11:57:17 PM EST)
Doin' their job...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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