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A Dog's Life

By: RogerPublished: 12/16/2000
 
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Ever wonder what a dog has on his mind?

A Dog's Life

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    yooze a loony!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.30.2001 6:20:51 PM EST)

    Love it - people like you make the world (almost) worth living in

    If I was a dog... (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (01.29.2001 12:28:01 PM EST)

    I would find my bitch and fuck her doggy style.

    Punk Ass Dogg (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (01.15.2001 9:28:42 PM EST)

    Bet a cat will roll up and put the smack down.

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

    gay ass (0 replies)
    started by BONG311
    (12.28.2000 1:17:54 AM EST)

    this wasnt too funny!

    ahhhhhhh (0 replies)
    started by dfarr11
    (12.22.2000 10:51:14 AM EST)

    A dogs life

    Hey (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.16.2000 10:16:17 PM EST)

    If I could lick my ass I would stay home all day long!

    hmm... (0 replies)
    started by nutek
    (12.16.2000 8:00:54 PM EST)

    still tryin

    once more (0 replies)
    started by nutek
    (12.16.2000 7:54:26 PM EST)

    whateva

    just tryin stuff (0 replies)
    started by nutek
    (12.16.2000 7:53:08 PM EST)

    uhmm...yeah....whateva

    if only i were a dog... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.16.2000 1:18:38 AM EST)

    ...cause then i'd be flexible enough to lick MY nuts

    Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

    lol..... (0 replies)
    started by alloy16
    (12.16.2000 0:37:05 AM EST)

    i guess how my dog think are a little more dumber.

    bye with the love of oddball, cause i'm a oddball, i'm a freak on a leash. i'm bored right now so let have fun.

    First (1 reply)  
    started by estoude1
    (12.15.2000 11:56:22 PM EST)

    Old...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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