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yooze a loony!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.30.2001 6:20:51 PM EST)
Love it - people like you make the world (almost) worth living in
If I was a dog...
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started by
duck888
(01.29.2001 12:28:01 PM EST)
I would find my bitch and fuck her doggy style.
Punk Ass Dogg
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started by
StreetImperial
(01.15.2001 9:28:42 PM EST)
Bet a cat will roll up and put the smack down.
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!
gay ass
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started by
BONG311
(12.28.2000 1:17:54 AM EST)
this wasnt too funny!
ahhhhhhh
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started by
dfarr11
(12.22.2000 10:51:14 AM EST)
A dogs life
Hey
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.16.2000 10:16:17 PM EST)
If I could lick my ass I would stay home all day long!
hmm...
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started by
nutek
(12.16.2000 8:00:54 PM EST)
still tryin
once more
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started by
nutek
(12.16.2000 7:54:26 PM EST)
whateva
just tryin stuff
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started by
nutek
(12.16.2000 7:53:08 PM EST)
uhmm...yeah....whateva
if only i were a dog...
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started by
cspimp
(12.16.2000 1:18:38 AM EST)
...cause then i'd be flexible enough to lick MY nuts
Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.
lol.....
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started by
alloy16
(12.16.2000 0:37:05 AM EST)
i guess how my dog think are a little more dumber.
bye with the love of oddball, cause i'm a oddball, i'm a freak on a leash. i'm bored right now so let have fun.
First
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estoude1
(12.15.2000 11:56:22 PM EST)
Old...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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