"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"-Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
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#102 A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
One Liners
Q. What is really sweet and is delivered in a box for easter? A. The Queen Mum
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!
i really...
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started by
cspimp
(12.19.2000 6:19:17 PM EST)
...cant think of anything funny to say so i wont say anything at all
Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.
40 seconds...
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started by
cspimp
(12.19.2000 6:17:02 PM EST)
...there's no way barnyard
Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.
Whee doggies!
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started by
howardstern
(12.19.2000 6:04:23 PM EST)
Two hillbillys are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "I'll give you both of them." "OK......, five?"
....is 30 seconds longer than Roger needs!!
Bwahahahahaaha
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I seen this
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started by
acornett1
(12.19.2000 1:39:15 AM EST)
cartoon in Playboy years ago.
Aaron Cornett Sr.
ICQ# 55192412
woohoo
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started by
oxbrain
(12.19.2000 1:18:21 AM EST)
I actualy got here before the other nerds did...
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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