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Elderly Sex

By: RogerPublished: 12/29/2000
 
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    OH MY GOD (2 replies)
    started by ILoveFineWomen
    (12.30.2000 6:25:29 PM EST)
    THIS IS THE MOST RETARDED FUCKING CARTOON ON THIS WEBSITE! IF YOU NEED SOME ADVICE ON MATERIAL TO GET, HOW ABOUT YOU GO OUT AND FIND SOME PICTURES OF CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! I'M SURE YOU'LL GET A LOT BETTER RESPONSES THAN WHAT'S ALREADY BEEN POSTED. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!

    IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

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    Jimmy from Queens has the most posts on GOOFBALL!!!

    Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such

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