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Suicide Hotline

By: RogerPublished: 12/30/2000
 
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    when I called (1 reply)
    started by roostercogburn
    (12.30.2000 8:06:16 PM EST)
    they put me on hold.

    this was funny roger

    that was stupid (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (12.30.2000 4:39:34 PM EST)
    you should always with the shotgun,your garentied great results.as for the mess,who cares,you wont have to clean it up

    the easiest way... (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (12.30.2000 9:28:14 AM EST)
    Just get married. It's slow, painful, and you know what's happening at all times. Plus you get to make your partner suffer with you.

    yaya (0 replies)  
    started by samiland
    (12.30.2000 0:07:29 AM EST)
    it may be cheaper but not always guaranteed to work.

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