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A Poor Start

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/31/2000
 
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Not the way to start a new year, you know with an incomplete sentence.

A Poor Start

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    Has anyone out lived death?

    For a drunk... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
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    ...he still has nice penmanship!



    President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    i thought that (0 replies)
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    (12.31.2000 12:30:10 PM EST)

    was kinda stupid,i got the joke and all but it wasn't all that funny

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    That's what I can spell.... and I don't even have to move!

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    THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY (0 replies)
    started by donut38
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    BUT I THINK ALOT OF PEOPLE WON`T GET IT AND THAT MAKES IT FUNNIER

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