"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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ever seen a real crash test dummy he never has his hands on the wheel,which is probebly why they are always crashing
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(01.01.2001 0:14:43 AM EST)
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(01.01.2001 0:11:23 AM EST)
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Eh...
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