"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."—Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
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Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? A: An infected pussy on your organ.
THAT`S WHY
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donut38
(01.17.2001 0:18:14 AM EST)
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED TO SEE HOW OFTEN SHE PUTS OUT
I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THE ONCE A MONTH SHOULD BE PLENTY CRACK
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estoude1
(01.17.2001 0:08:11 AM EST)
Tell it BROTHER!!!!
My first wife was exactly the same way. Once a year, whether I needed it or not.
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