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Yeah man.......
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dave3236
(01.18.2001 11:45:12 PM EST)
Kansas is the land of aaahhhsss...could do with another toke. Keep Smilin..
Superdave
if this were true
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started by
jci986
(01.18.2001 3:38:32 PM EST)
he'd have a non-stop case of the munchies.
ok
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started by
thelizard
(01.18.2001 8:28:07 AM EST)
As if that flick wadn't strange enough.
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
Do Munchkins get munchies?
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(01.18.2001 1:03:12 AM EST)
Nice to see the lion with courage now, and the tin man will have to have a heart after this, but will dorothy go home?
JUST LIKE A SCARECROW
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started by
donut38
(01.18.2001 0:17:15 AM EST)
HIDING HIS STASH IN THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACE
I thought
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started by
brunohaha
(01.18.2001 0:11:12 AM EST)
Dorothy had to get on her knees to smoke him
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.18.2001 0:09:05 AM EST)
Lame.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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