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Cattle Calls

By: RogerPublished: 01/27/2001
 
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Who knew it was so enjoyable for the cow.

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    I think jci986 is in love (1 reply)
    started by TheCritic
    (01.27.2001 4:16:08 PM EST)

    Roger rarely comes out here jci, why do you continue to comment about him? You're starting to look like someone in love or obsessed.

    Grow up.

    My heroes have always been cowboys

    wow (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.27.2001 10:56:28 AM EST)

    roger is at it again,any farm animal he can can his hands on


    poor poor lonley roger

    Now I know (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (01.27.2001 8:48:47 AM EST)


    why the cow jumped over the moon.



    First Comment ! (0 replies)
    started by Marvin
    (01.27.2001 5:54:20 AM EST)

    As the guy below didnt actually say anything ! LOL

    Hey Roger - does Skippy know about this, or is Wally keeping it a secret from PB ?

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha


    Kiss my ass!

    that must be a bull (0 replies)  
    started by barnyardstyle
    (01.27.2001 0:13:33 AM EST)

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