"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
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is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Roadkill- The Song
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started by
ArloHixx
(01.29.2001 10:28:02 PM EST)
Choking, squealing Barely breathing
Bambi's looking right for cooking
the meat you're getting at the market
Ain't quite the same as a moving target...
hear the rest on - http://mp3.com/hixx
Must be a special on..
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(01.29.2001 9:40:19 AM EST)
How can you tell if the meat is done?
You cook it until the tire marks disappear.
Once I found a deer that got run over
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started by
barnyardstyle
(01.28.2001 9:57:25 PM EST)
So I put in in my pickup, drove it home, and fucked it over and over till it had decayed too much. Then I took some of its meat, cooked it in a casserole, and gave it to my neighbors.
its rogers wife
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started by
jci986
(01.28.2001 11:54:10 AM EST)
just doing a little shopping.we always knew she was a dog
you know???
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(01.28.2001 10:21:17 AM EST)
this has got to be;
1. near a trailer park
2. in kentucky
3. in west virginia
4. roger's wife (just kidding)
hmm...
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started by
oxbrain
(01.28.2001 2:05:33 AM EST)
must be at Wal-Mart
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.28.2001 0:04:01 AM EST)
A photo taken in Maine?
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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