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Hey Johnny
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wickedcircusfreak
(01.30.2001 10:51:24 PM EST)
Last fucking time I checked, a bull has a mother fucking schlong. Horns are NOT restricted to bulls only, although what you just said was...Bull Shit.
It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!
Look again.
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(01.29.2001 2:16:16 PM EST)
That's a transvest-bull.
i guess
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started by
jci986
(01.29.2001 12:56:30 PM EST)
this is for when roger cant find his animals
ah Skippy
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started by
Roger
(01.29.2001 0:06:24 AM EST)
You never looked better. You phone is always busy though.
I have a rain check
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I have a rain check
