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    Cheap Date

    By: RogerPublished: 01/04/2001
     
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    Personally... (4 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (01.04.2001 8:47:30 AM EST)

    I would rather stay home AND eat out and believe me things would get messy there too. ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    IF THE BATHROOM LOOKS THAT BAD (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.04.2001 1:03:08 AM EST)

    IT WOULDN`T MATTER WHERE THE TABLE WAS NOW WOULD IT THE KITCHEN PROBABLY ISN`T MUCH CLEANER

    Nothing (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (01.04.2001 0:15:37 AM EST)

    Like going to his favorite restaurant and impressing his chick on their first date. Besides he could have done a lot better on finding a better looking woman...

    NudistLover

    Nothing (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (01.04.2001 0:15:19 AM EST)

    Like going to his favorite restaurant and impressing his chick on their first date. Besides he could have done a lot better...

    NudistLover

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (01.03.2001 11:58:02 PM EST)

    That was revolting.

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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