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Well actually
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(01.09.2001 8:13:02 AM EST)
My wife always kept her legs together when we went to bed.
you know what???
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(01.05.2001 2:08:27 PM EST)
Everybody prostitute's themselves is one way or another, some of us just make more money.
her heart
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started by
jci986
(01.05.2001 12:08:31 PM EST)
must be lower than other people's,and if she were that cold hearted i doubt she would ever open her legs
LMAO@ Ollie, as usual
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tjshere
(01.05.2001 5:21:14 AM EST)
And now, let the ex-wife jokes begin! Hehe, this is a good one, Rog.
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
hey roger
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.05.2001 0:22:30 AM EST)
this is great
POOR GUY
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started by
donut38
(01.05.2001 0:05:39 AM EST)
INSTEAD OF A HOTTIE HE GOT A ICEBOX
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