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The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
wow
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jci986
(01.09.2001 2:57:20 PM EST)
that guys pee hole must have been huge to squirt that guy out
WOW...
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(01.09.2001 7:57:14 AM EST)
He can buy his own ovaries now. Of course if he is gay he can get himself that asshole he's been looking at.
YEAH YOU THINK SO
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donut38
(01.09.2001 0:08:51 AM EST)
HE WILL PROBABLY BLEND IN WITH THE OTHER SPERM THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME
First
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estoude1
(01.08.2001 11:55:58 PM EST)
No mask... he'll be easy to spot.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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