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#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
Hey Johnny!
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.12.2001 2:59:39 PM EST)
Tell that story to the people living in Seattle.
no way!
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(02.10.2001 7:18:11 PM EST)
The laws of physics would never allow that to happen, the water is much too heavy.
sorry, Rog
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beckdaddy
(02.10.2001 5:23:32 AM EST)
i think it's pretty lame.
The weather's here, I wish you were beautiful. - Buffet
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estoude1
(02.10.2001 0:03:09 AM EST)
That would be a neat trick...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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