"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
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#190 Thailand means "Land of the Free".
Yo Mama ...
house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Oooo
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started by
Kat25
(02.12.2001 11:03:55 PM EST)
bad, bad, bad.
Kat
CARTOON BS
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started by
johnylingis
(02.12.2001 7:18:28 PM EST)
Im sick of cartoons all over this fing site why doesnt goofball just have a cartoon section!?
hope
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(02.11.2001 10:35:29 AM EST)
I wish I could do that...
First!
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started by
yomomma
(02.11.2001 0:05:25 AM EST)
Take *that*, Wodger!
Quit moving your lips while reading this!
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