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New Vending Machines

By: RogerPublished: 02/01/2001
 
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Boy, college has changed a bit.

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    College? (0 replies)
    started by Logan17
    (02.03.2001 0:55:54 AM EST)

    more like highschool dude.

    Strike a blow for intelligence....skull-fuck George W.!

    It certainly has, but if they (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (02.02.2001 4:20:50 PM EST)

    would put the condom machine after the candy bars, then they wouldn't have to worry about the next machine!!! Heeheehee ;^)

    "And the first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun!"

    where....... (0 replies)
    started by buzzingparsley
    (02.02.2001 2:45:43 PM EST)

    is the P.M.S test.

    Well if it isnt one big hearty bowl of wong tong soup, then it must be chicken noodle...

    watch the candy machine (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.02.2001 9:23:06 AM EST)

    that will tell you who's pregnant.

    The Duke

    WHERE IS THE CONDOM MACHINE???? (1 reply)
    started by donut38
    (02.01.2001 11:21:46 PM EST)

    AND I AGREE ROGER SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SECTION
    L
    O
    L

    THAT WAY THE PEOPLE THAT ONLY CRITCIZE HIM WOULDN`T HAVE TO GO THERE

    it was (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (02.01.2001 3:09:02 PM EST)

    about time they came out.shouldn't this be renamed the roger section

    We're going to infest

    Aye, Yi, Yi... (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (02.01.2001 8:08:48 AM EST)

    From what I hear, that isn't that far from reality in Middle School! So Sad.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    even earlier (0 replies)
    started by antifreez
    (02.01.2001 2:35:16 AM EST)

    college...more like high school these days

    I need a smoke

    I'm surprised... (0 replies)
    started by willard
    (02.01.2001 2:35:01 AM EST)

    there's no gun vending machines. Stupid american laws and stupid NRA supporters. my 2 cents. Gotta luv free speech.

    Pardon me, but your legs are open!

    Reality (0 replies)  
    started by madgandalf
    (02.01.2001 2:33:08 AM EST)

    We're not far away from that.

    MAD_GANDALF

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