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College?
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started by
Logan17
(02.03.2001 0:55:54 AM EST)
more like highschool dude.
Strike a blow for intelligence....skull-fuck George W.!
It certainly has, but if they
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started by
DaveMan
(02.02.2001 4:20:50 PM EST)
would put the condom machine after the candy bars, then they wouldn't have to worry about the next machine!!! Heeheehee ;^)
"And the first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun!"
THAT WAY THE PEOPLE THAT ONLY CRITCIZE HIM WOULDN`T HAVE TO GO THERE
it was
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started by
paparoach1
(02.01.2001 3:09:02 PM EST)
about time they came out.shouldn't this be renamed the roger section
We're going to infest
Aye, Yi, Yi...
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started by
MissPK
(02.01.2001 8:08:48 AM EST)
From what I hear, that isn't that far from reality in Middle School! So Sad.
*wink,giggle,blush*
even earlier
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started by
antifreez
(02.01.2001 2:35:16 AM EST)
college...more like high school these days
I need a smoke
I'm surprised...
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started by
willard
(02.01.2001 2:35:01 AM EST)
there's no gun vending machines. Stupid american laws and stupid NRA supporters. my 2 cents. Gotta luv free speech.
Pardon me, but your legs are open!
Reality
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  started by
madgandalf
(02.01.2001 2:33:08 AM EST)
We're not far away from that.
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