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Better Start Baking Something

By: RogerPublished: 02/13/2001
 
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Dad's been bragging again.

Better Start Baking Something

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    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (02.14.2001 8:53:20 PM EST)

    I have no idea what your talking about!

    Kids really... (0 replies)
    started by Kat25
    (02.13.2001 7:32:02 PM EST)

    do say the darndest things. *lol*

    Kat

    Good one Roger! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.13.2001 5:08:25 PM EST)

    Damn kids, anyway!

    Hot cross buns..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (02.13.2001 11:15:35 AM EST)


    Little Johnny stikes again!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    sorry kid (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.13.2001 8:45:55 AM EST)

    but your mom wasn't home last night.

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    Kids...... (0 replies)
    started by sillyfutner
    (02.13.2001 0:52:17 AM EST)

    They always say the Damnist things

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    started by estoude1
    (02.13.2001 0:03:14 AM EST)

    Yeah, but YOU can't have any...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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